It's the happy little story of a beautiful young girl who does very well for herself torturing her slaves with her needles and pins. It's a story about a couple of alcoholic Minnesota detectives; one who loves her job and the other knows the job is killing him. It's about a geneticist who loses his mind as he gains the power to control people, making them DNA zombies. It's about a genetic soup designed to allow people to be completely controlled in the hands of a madman hellbent on world domination and how two gumshoes, who do some of their best detectiving behind a bottle of scotch, with the help of a psycho elfish beauty, twin cannibal, mentally-challenged, giants and a two-headed dwarven hunchback, thwart his evil plans. All in Minnesota, ya know.